A word from Editor Moonshark about Artemis II - Ars Technica

This page features a satirical editorial from Moonshark, a shark editor living on the Moon, welcoming the Artemis II astronauts' historic lunar visit. Moonshark enthusiastically describes the Moon's appealing qualities, including a good food scene with Moon food trucks, concerts, and tourist attractions. He mentions his grandfather's encounter with Pete Conrad during previous moon visits and hopes to meet astronaut Victor Glover. Moonshark encourages the crew to leave positive reviews, purchase Moon-branded merchandise, and take Moon selfies. The piece humorously emphasizes that the Moon is superior to Earth, inviting more astronauts to visit and enjoy lunar tourism.